<< Back to Secret System Poker champion Bill Fillmaff recently held a contest on the Fillmaff Forums, giving away a free trip to Camp Fillmaff to whoever wrote the best Fillmaff Haiku. Here were the rules, direct from Bill's own fingers: yeah thats right for the ultimit week of poker u got 2 visit camp fillmaff its $4000 2 get in and that doesnt cover food or lodgeing in our rustick cabens but it does cover poker w\ ur hereo bill fillmaff and also instruction from other pro poker players with names bill fillmaff dont want 2 tell u their names but he assure u they have names!! ne wayz well nature trail go for a swim in "LAKE KIDDIE POND" and maybe even play a lawn dart or 2? I dunno. also i will teech u how bears are poker players just like turtles and birds and nerds After sorting through thousands of submissions, forum user "FillmaffIsGod" was declared the winner! Here's his winning entry: Bill Fillmaff is GOD He simply can not be beat All praise BILL FILLMAFF! - FillmaffIsGod Congratulations! Here are a few of the not-winning submissions: I want to make moves Get me out of kiddie pools Fillmaff will save me - Gydyon Fillmaff is the best I want to be just like Bill Playing with the sharks - Jill Krillstaff Fillmaff is the champ I want to play the elite To say beat by best - MagrudaBot 8800 I am not the best Not like the great Bill Fillmaff- Greatest in the World - Maggot Man undisputed bill building bankrolls to the top so lets see a flop - RedPh He is worth million$ Fillmaff will delete your roll And damn he's sexy - JP2k1 Ace of hearts, oh yes One more ace, and three ladies CALL THE TWINS, FULL HOUSE - Sargasm Fillmaff is my daddy He owns me at the poker table This is not a jopke! - chessazhole ugly bill fillmaff always losing to the twig bill sucks at poker - twigownsfillmaff Ace Ace? Plus EV. Secret System? Plus EV. Fillmaff? Small pee pee. - Rockgrant << Back to Secret System Hosted By PlanetStacked Copyright 1998-2005, Fillmaff Brands. Contact Bill Fillmaff.